[Whoa!] Sales Ninja!! The Sequel!!

It's been a long time since I last received spam from Hanzo the Sales Ninja. I thought the Sales Shoguns and Sales Sumarais wiped him out from the Feudal Sales Wars last year.

So imagine my surprise when I received mail that not only was Hanzo doing well, but has in fact managed to recruit more people into his army!! Some guy called Jeevan is now the spokes-sales-ninja for Hanzo. Well it is good to know the Ninjas are doing well!!

Now, the spam email below that I received is loooong. But worth a reading. After all, how many times do you get a cold call / cold mail from a Ninja?

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From: "Jeevan (Sales Ninja)" <salesworkshop@gmail.com> Add Mobile Alert
To: REMOVED
Subject: Your Competitors Are "Snatching" Your Ang Pows Everyday!
Date: Sat, 2 Feb 2008 02:00:28 +0800

Chinese New Year is coming so I've got a quick question for you...
Since your competitors are snatching your Ang Pows {business} everyday.
Would you like to stop that from happening? Or better still...Would you like to "snatch" their Ang Pows???

But how? Well...

By using the {Greatest Selling Technique} ever created of course. But...The *secret* is - the technique is currently closely-guardedby the global multi-nationals!
... Have you ever wondered, what selling system does the Global Companies'sales team use to grow their business so huge, small-medium companieshave a tough time catching up?

These companies actually made the "discovery of the century" -- a breakthroughselling system that is so powerful they actually [force] their sales team to sign a non-disclosure to forbid them to share it to anyone outside their company...

But we have one brave sales trainer comes forward to break the silenceand tell the world about this amazing selling system.

More questions, are you currently:
- Facing tough competition from bigger players?- Find it harder to differentiate your product/service?
- Don’t have a strategic selling system?- Feeling powerless against tough objections?
- Unable to negotiate a better deal
– always discounting to get the deal?
Then, this 3 days sales workshop will work very well for you...

==> A short testimonial from a participant who attended this program:
"It was a fantastic program! It helped me prevent all those killer words thatwill kill my sale and stop my prospects from using 'dirty tricks' on me. Theprogram gave me a new mindset to overcome my negative thinking& helped me found a new direction. Thanks!"
Kelvin Lee, Sales Executive, Muda Pasifik Sdn Bhd

Come join us in Sales Ninja's public workshop coming March 2008 and you'llbe brought up to date and be prepared for 2008 with all the latest andmost powerful business-building secrets that are working in themarketplace right now. Over 600 people have attended this amazing workshop.

==> Video testimonial from our participant who attended our Dec 07 program:
Cyril Jossy Fernandez, General Manager Export, Malaysian Mosaics Bhd.For your knowledge, Malaysian Mosaics made RM 1.1 'B'illion in year 2007!Link: http://tinyurl.com/2rs4ks

Here are some of the things you will be learning at the phenomenal 3 full mind-provoking days == The Black Belt Sales Ninja workshop:
~~ You will discover the closely guarded mindset secrets of top sales performersthat are driving them to close more deals and earn crazily more moneythan anyone else!
~~ You will see the huge difference between the Cavemen selling modelVS the Sales Ninja selling model and why most small-medium companiesare *waiting to extinct* by still using their Cavemen selling model!(hope you are not one of them!)
~~ You will be given easy to use templates to build your own selling system!By using this quick and straightforward process, you save hundreds ofthousands researching the methods, thousands of hours to test it, andhundreds of trial and errors to refine it.

It is done for you.(this is the fastest and smartest way to build your own sales system!)

Note: This are the same dangerous sales weapons world class companiesuse designed to put you out of business!

~~ You will be exposed to virtually all kinds of objections sales professionalsface and be given secret weapons to kill them all using provenSales Ninja’s Objection Self Defense System! (These are Mega-Hot!)
~~ You will learn to recognize the most common (but very effective)negotiation strategies your prospects use on you and how to strategicallycounter them. Once you learn this, your prospects won’t be able toambush you anymore!
~~ And dozens of other most ruthless Sales strategies ever invented...What happens when these philosophies, strategies & tactics are embraced?

“I got to close 3 deals worth RM 10 Million within a week.And it all happened after I went to Sales Ninja's training!"-- Mike Wong, Customer Relationship Manager, RHB
And weeks after...

"Since I completed the Sales Ninja course and actively apply what I havelearnt, I have improved my sales bottom line and increased it by morethan 300% in just 3 months!"-- Moonshi Mohsenruddin, Founder & CEO, CommGate Inc

As you will see and hear at the workshop, these 77 amazing strategies~ individually or collectively ~ apply to ANY and EVERY business,small or large, old or new. Whether you are the C.E.O. of a good-sizedbusiness or a hard working person struggling to make the next sale,the strategies that will be shared at the workshop ARE FOR YOU.
Training Event: The Black Belt Sales Ninja Training Program Training Date: March 4 - 6 2008 Training Day: Tuesday - Thursday Training Duration: 3 Full Days Training Time: 9 am - 6.15 pm Training Place: PJ Hilton, PJ Training Fees: RM 2,588.00, early bird RM 2188 only! Training Seats: 9 left only Government Secret: HRDF SBL Scheme Claimable[Special]: Remember to ask for our special Ang Pows ok!

NOTE: We are so confident in the program that it comes with a 100% money back guarantee if you find the program not useful to yourcareer.

This program is conducted by Mr Hanzo Ng, Chief Trainer of The SalesNinja Group, Asia's #1 Unconventional Sales Training company. Hanzo holds the top sales record as a salesman and then proceed to winning the best manager of the year award when promoted. Currently an author, a consultant, a speaker, a writer and also an award winning entrepreneur. Hanzo speaks and trains thousands of business and sales professionals all across Asia annually.

A few kind words from our participants:
“Hanzo is the most influential trainer of all seminars I've ever attended!"-- Erica Thien, Sales Coordinator, Versatile Paper Boxes Sdn Bhd

And one more from the thousands...
“Hanzo has wide experience. His streets smart approach can relate toanyone and any situation. Sales Ninja Training has concise,direct-to-the-point, effective methods. It is definitely worth your money and time!”-- Nasharuddin M. Nash, General Manager, Mardec Bhd

Things To Do Right Now:
1) Call Jeevan at 603 - 7880 2121 (9am-6pm) (Mon-Friday) to obtain the complete program details.
2) Pray this email doesn't end up in your brutal competitor's inbox.
3) Prepare yourself for your first exposure to the selling system global companies use.

I look forward to talk to you immediately...
Unconventionally,Jeevan
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==> Transforming sales people into sales professionals - Unconventionally!
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I feel like I need to call Hanzo up and let him know I should charge him for this advertised posting I've just done for him. But maybe I'll just settle for some Sales Ninja Shurikens and we'll call it even.