[Work] Delivery Boy ala Professional Babysitter

Gone past the point where the PM has any usefulness, and is being a nuisance asking for updates every few hours.

So here I am 2235hrs in office on a Sunday, watchdog that does babysitting & food delivery services; and sitting in my corner projecting an aura of moral support. And if I did manage to do that masseuse course in Wat Po, I'd also be massaging the project team FOC already.

If I ever need to change jobs, I know I would be the most in-demand professional services consultant for Dominos Pizza's Delivery on Friday and Saturday nights. Who else can do delivery in 30mins and then take on a babysitting project with total ease?