[Self] Meowzers!

You know you have kindof lost it when you greet your cat like this when you come home.

-Hello Meowster (Hello Mister)
-Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meeeooow (To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries" also known as that theme from Apoclypse Now)
-You crazy meowschevious fella!!

There are more but 3 is already too much.