[Self] Lost Season 4
Lost Season 3 was a largely a nonchalant yawn. The only saving grace was the last episode (blew my mind out, had to see the last 10 mins again).
Anyway, I'm going to apply to be in the script writing team for Lost Season 4. I am more than qualified.
Imagine, an island shrouded in many mysteries ..... various people with a multitude of issues trying to make sense of life, each with his/her sinister and screwed up personal story ...... scrummaging for fresh water ..... trying to make sense of the weirdness of what the island entails .....
Yeah, Lost Season 4 is all about Singapore all right! How about this scene:
------- SCENE START -------
Jack [Holding a revolver threateningly]: Kate, put down that plate of "Sing Chow Mee" (he as a gwailo will pronounce it as "Sheeng Tshaow Meay")
Sawyer [Holding another revolver at Jack]: Awwww no you don't .... doc.
[Kate is looking at the Sing Chow Mee desperately, she hesitates and is not sure what to do]
[INSERT DRAMATIC AUDIO CLIP FOR TENSION - ALWAYS USED IN LOST, BUT COULD HAVE BEEN RECYCLED SOMEWHAT FROM ALIAS]
Kate: But what about The Others? They will be here anytime soon!!
Jack [Moves in towards her]: Dammit Kate, drop it now!
Sawyer [Disables the safety with a "kuh-lick", Jack steps back]: I'd be reckoning you allow Freckles to do what she be wanting to do.... [Sawyer does that wry smile again]
Jack: But you don't understand!
[Some sound arising from the sea, and then submarine #2 surfaces]
[SG Dude makes his debut finally!]
SG Dude: Yeah, so you guys ordered a dozen Old Chang Kee puffs?
[FLASHBACK TIME!！PLUS INSERT DRAMATIC AUDIO CLIP FOR FLASHBACKS]
------- SCENE END -------
Anyway, I'm going to apply to be in the script writing team for Lost Season 4. I am more than qualified.
Imagine, an island shrouded in many mysteries ..... various people with a multitude of issues trying to make sense of life, each with his/her sinister and screwed up personal story ...... scrummaging for fresh water ..... trying to make sense of the weirdness of what the island entails .....
Yeah, Lost Season 4 is all about Singapore all right! How about this scene:
------- SCENE START -------
Jack [Holding a revolver threateningly]: Kate, put down that plate of "Sing Chow Mee" (he as a gwailo will pronounce it as "Sheeng Tshaow Meay")
Sawyer [Holding another revolver at Jack]: Awwww no you don't .... doc.
[Kate is looking at the Sing Chow Mee desperately, she hesitates and is not sure what to do]
[INSERT DRAMATIC AUDIO CLIP FOR TENSION - ALWAYS USED IN LOST, BUT COULD HAVE BEEN RECYCLED SOMEWHAT FROM ALIAS]
Kate: But what about The Others? They will be here anytime soon!!
Jack [Moves in towards her]: Dammit Kate, drop it now!
Sawyer [Disables the safety with a "kuh-lick", Jack steps back]: I'd be reckoning you allow Freckles to do what she be wanting to do.... [Sawyer does that wry smile again]
Jack: But you don't understand!
[Some sound arising from the sea, and then submarine #2 surfaces]
[SG Dude makes his debut finally!]
SG Dude: Yeah, so you guys ordered a dozen Old Chang Kee puffs?
[FLASHBACK TIME!！PLUS INSERT DRAMATIC AUDIO CLIP FOR FLASHBACKS]
------- SCENE END -------
posted by keensoon at
Saturday, August 04, 2007
4 Comments:
so humor one!!! lol... hahaha
By
Anonymous, at 11:32 AM
That's just episode 1 of Season 4.
From episode 2 onwards, I plan to introduce a horde of J-Babes originally partying on some fancy yatch party, helplessly swept onto the shorelines armed with just crates of vodka and caviar ...
Any plot ideas?
By
keensoon, at 11:13 AM
how appropirate.. i should be attending a yacht party at the end of this month. i'll see if the real thing gives me any inspiration for your plot hehe
By
Anonymous, at 3:33 PM
DAMMIT !!! I'm gonna make sure episode makes it categorically clear that the J-babes get swept onto the Lost island while you get swept onto another totally different one on some other side of the ocean.
I'll be kind though - u do find a goat on the island too; and yeah I'll even throw in Hurley for you. How he gets there with you we don't care but you will have him to cuddle up to when it rains and floods.
But back to real life ... have fun man on the yatch ... Marlboro!
By
keensoon, at 12:58 AM
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