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21 January 2009

[wtH] Lord Of The Aman !!

Spring cleaning time ...... and my brother found this really teruk brochure (aka junk mail) we received sometime in 2006. It was so bad he actually kept it for memories sake.

Introducing .... THE LORD OF THE AMAN !!!


What a way to advertise to sell off houses man. You have to simply admire Mah Sing management's devotion to the original LOTR though to have summoned a campaign such as this! The "coolest" is that they have taken pains to put in some cinapek faces over Legolas, Aragon and Gimli :D

Imagine the decision making process if you will ...
Marketing Guy: I want to be Aragon.
Head Honcho: Gon lei geh tou, ngoh gam leng chai, han ding hai Aragon la!! Sei Chai Pau!!
Marketing Guy: OK OK, gam si hai ... dai lou ...
QS Guy: Like that ahhhh ... I wanna be Legolas.
Marketing Guy: You pokai la, MCH ... I be la. U so yong sui, be Golem la !!
Head Honcho: Hahahahaha

Marketing Guy: Hahahahaha
QS Guy: Errr, hehe , hehe , hahahahaha
Driver: Then I be the short one la, can boss?

Head Honcho: Dun need to say also, see you so short already, sure be like that shorty la!!
ALL: Wahahahaha

Head Honco feels good about himself and the campaign being a pure success, and whips out a bottle of Remy Martin from his desk for the guys....


Now, the question unanswered is ..... if you do go to Aman, would you see a peaceful Hobbiton full of happy hobbits; or would it be instead full of some advanced breed of uruk-hai nasties prancing around instead?



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