[wtH!] Aye Captain Haddock!

Captain Haddock has gotta be one of the coolest fictional characters ever.

There's a certain ingenuity in the way he curses - funny, rich in vocab, but never vulgar. Wish I had even such a streak of inventiveness in me.

Oh well, no harm learning from the best though, a few great ones:

Blistering Barnacles! (my favorite from young)

Bashi Bazouks! (another favorite from young)

Thundering Typhoons! (another favorite from young)

Dictatorial Duck-Billed Diplodocus!

Freshwater Swabs!

Macrocephalic Baboon!

Anacoluthon!

Ectoplasmic By Product!

Hydrocarbon!

Invertebrate!

Lily-livered landlubbers!

Certified ignoramus !